You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
and she was petting her beer can
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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