I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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