just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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