question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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