She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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