It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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