I am full of burrito and curiosity
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
