Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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