Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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