is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
