My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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