Can i not drive my cunt home
You surviving the open bar?
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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