I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I have already put on my inside pants.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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