doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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