I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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