People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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