I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
how drunk are you?
Several
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
