We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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