The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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