it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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