my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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