DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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