Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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