Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he puts the penis in happiness.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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