ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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