In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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