Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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