i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
