yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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