Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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