Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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