Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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