Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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