Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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