if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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