you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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