Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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