If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I use my feet as sexual weapons
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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