Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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