Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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