I got chris browned last night
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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