Whoa Z and x make the same sound
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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