this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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