he shaved USA in his pubs
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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