just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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