The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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