We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
PANTIES FOUND
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