I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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