just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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