best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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