Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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